Call and talk to Jarvis.
A very competent and capable British butler on the other end, whose father's name was Tony. Ask him anything, from any phone, and he answers out loud, looks things up, and builds the things you ask for.
420 minutes a month for $69.69. The first hundred people keep that price for a year.
Scroll and hear a callIt is a phone call. That is the whole trick.
No app. No typing. No screen. You dial, he picks up, you talk. Here is how a call goes.
You already talk to your phone. It does not really answer.
You ask something out loud and it reads you the top of a web page.
Anything real means unlocking the phone, opening an app, typing it in again, waiting, reading.
So most of the time you do not bother. You look it up yourself, or you let it go.
Here is the other version.
You press call on the way to work and ask the real question, the messy one, in your own words.
You get an answer out loud. You can push back on it, the way you would with someone who knows things.
You get to the end of the drive with it sorted instead of still on your list.
What was in the way was never the intelligence. It was the screen.
Take the screen out and the whole thing turns back into something everybody already knows how to do.
A phone call. Jarvis is that call, already built, on one number you keep in your contacts.
One number. A voice on the other end. That is the whole product.
You call an ordinary phone number from any phone, old or new.
He hears you, thinks, searches the web when he needs to, and talks back while you are still on the line.
There is nothing to install and nothing to log in to. Saving the number is the setup.
Every other AI is a library. You go to it, you dig about in it, you come back out.
This one is a butler. He stands by the door and waits to be asked.
Answers out loud, live
He searches the web while you are still talking. Weather, scores, prices, directions, the thing you were arguing about at dinner.
He actually builds it
This is the part nobody believes. Ask for a website, a small app, a daft little game, and the thing gets built and sent to you. He is not a chatbot telling you how you could build it yourself. It comes with the subscription.
Calls you once a day
A check in call in his voice. Anything you want done, anything you want to know. That one is still being built, so it will not be there on the first day.
Works from any phone
Save one number in your contacts. That is the install. Put him on speaker and let a friend try to stump him.
So what happens when I ask him to build me a website?
He asks you about it, one question at a time, the way a good tailor takes a measurement.
What is it for. Who is going to use it. What should happen when they open it. What would make you say that is exactly right.
Then he says the whole thing back to you in three sentences and asks whether he has it.
Then he builds it.
He checks it over himself before it goes anywhere near you.
The link arrives in your email.
He will not put a clock on it, because that is not his to promise. Ask him where it is and he tells you.
He will not quote you a price either. Ordinary builds come with the subscription.
It does not have to be a business thing.
A page for your side hustle, a tracker for a hobby, a present for your wife, a silly game where you are a bag of flour running away from a chef. He treats the bag of flour with the same care.
Three steps. The third one never ends.
Save the number
A number you do not know looks like spam, so on the first call he asks you to put him in your contacts. Do it while you are on the phone to him. After that you know it is Jarvis ringing.
Call him
Day or night. He picks up. No hold music and no menu to get through.
Ask him for anything
A fact, a plan, an argument you are losing, a whole website. He tells you plainly what he can and cannot do.
$69.69 a month.
420 minutes a month. Month to month. No setup fee. No contract. Cancel any time.
- 420 minutes a month. Seven hours on the phone with a butler, and almost nobody uses half of it. You see the number before you are charged, never after.
- He looks things up while you talk. Live, on the call, not out of memory.
- Builds come with it. A website, a small app, a silly game. He takes the whole thing off you on the call.
The first hundred people get four things on top of that.
- A founding number. You are told which one of the hundred you are.
- This price locked for twelve months. It does not move under you while you are in.
- First access. You are on the line before it opens to anybody else.
- Cancel any time. No contract, no notice period, no phone call to escape.
Things we would rather you heard from us.
- He is an AI. Ask him and he says so plainly. He will never pretend to be a person.
- He says when he does not know. If he cannot look something up he tells you and answers from what he already knows, instead of inventing a price or a date to sound clever.
- Your calls are yours. We do not sell them and we do not use them for anything except looking after you.
- He keeps a short note about you. Calls are recorded and written down, and he keeps a few lines so the next call carries on from the last one. He will not read that note out to anybody, you included, because a phone number is not proof of who is holding the phone. Ask him to forget something, or to stop keeping the note at all, and he does it without argument.
- He is new. He went live in September 2026. He will get things wrong, and when he does we would rather you told us than quietly left.
- The daily check in call is not built yet. It is coming. We would rather tell you than let you find out.
- The line is open and calling it costs you nothing today. Billing has not started. Nothing is ever charged without you saying yes first.
Take one of the first hundred spots.
Ring him first. He is answering right now and it costs you nothing. Then leave your name here and the founding price is yours, $69.69 a month, locked for twelve months, from the day billing opens. Nothing is charged today and there is no card to put in yet.
$69.69 a month, month to month, locked for twelve months. Cancel any time. Nothing is charged today.